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 The Muffin Factory


Who'll come and fix the machinery 

when you work at the muffin factory?

The mixer is broken, 

oven needs ski ball tokens,

when living on a dime 

and the cheese pizza tastes just fine....




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White Tower 2: Black, Green, Yellow, White, Blue

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The Light Weaving Black Tune:  Liandrin Meter: 4 Title: Episodic Sieve   Trans, trans. Did you understand?  Why else call a green into battle.  Her guy called "you lieth",  the rage circumfrieth,  Bibbidi - Bobbidi - Weave.  Green Tune: Armor          Meter: 5                   Title: The Saddle Yellow blue white?  Did I get that quite right?  Pedantic as ever I see.  That's not who I am its pain that we stan? Move on. Too crowded for Me.  Yellow Tune: Nynave Meter: 6 Title: The Ways Swim the river,  break away Heads down, thumbs up, Weigh the Leaf.  White Tune: Logain Meter: 7 Title: The Blight Get your mirror Pietre,  Show what is there. Is it pain? Is it Suffering?  Is it a purposeful stare?  Pietre I stan you,  this was not my wish.  I see not what I am but what I shall bear.  Blue Tune: Cecily Meter: 8 Title: ...
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Child Valda's Wheelright

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Tune: Egwene Meter: 12 Title:  Ageless Annie Mae At 12:00 is Annie Mae's nap, Sheet pulled over, cheeks to pat. At half past noon, it's time to zoom. Tico, her man, on standby again. At 1:00, banana and egg, At two, ooh, don't bite me boo. Then at three, playtime with me, We sing our songs and kiss along Four of course it's spray and sheet, Hydration... Such a feat! Dinner time, legumes and attack!  Scuze me honey? You want wanted a whattie?  Well early to bed and early to rise,  These rings! those golden eyes.  Interpretations:  The poem is a commentary on the show. It is as fictional as the show in that we only have inference to Valda’s view of catching the Amyrlin Seat. It switches perspectives amongst him, Egwene, and Perrin. I wrote about my attempts to bond with my new parrot Annie Mae as foreshadowing for Valda fantasizing the reverse - breaking the victim and her bonded warder. In poetry the opposites are meant to be poignant symbols. It begin...
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Teacher Leave those Kids Alone™ / Bye Bye Miss American Pie™/ Written In the Stars™

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Tune: Jack and Jana                                 Meter: 1-9-.360 The Heroine and the Crown  A long, long, time ago, I can barely remember, A baby, pushing in a VHS™. Well, I rocked the second on my lap, saw him as straight from heaven.  And The Doctor, well, maybe He agreed.  Next tried to leave my marriage, Then decided on a baby carriage.  So many big decisions all around.  Now I'm starting to remember, Dreamed him in a Boxy Mirror; Cast a spell and, make no mistake  My bird popped on out and coached player 1 thru   every sport in town. So, who is it that needs savin'?  iPad down, no misbehavin'.  Wave the wand you'll hear that harpie sigh! The day, my Luna cried. So! High! Mr. Moon landing guy.  Plucked her marrow with an arrow Shyly batted those eyes Just kiss your wife and let a pineapple die- Swearing this'll be the night we stand by! This'...
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