Teacher Leave those Kids Alone™ / Bye Bye Miss American Pie™/ Written In the Stars™

Tune: Jack and Jana                                

Meter: 1-9-.360

The Heroine and the Crown

 A long, long, time ago,

I can barely remember,
A baby, pushing in a VHS™.

Well, I rocked the second on my lap,
saw him as straight from heaven. 
And The Doctor, well, maybe He agreed. 
Next tried to leave my marriage,
Then decided on a baby carriage. 
So many big decisions all around. 

Now I'm starting to remember,
Dreamed him in a Boxy Mirror;
Cast a spell and, make no mistake 
My bird popped on out and
coached player 1 thru  

every sport in town.

So, who is it that needs savin'? 
iPad down, no misbehavin'. 

Wave the wand you'll hear that harpie sigh!

The day, my Luna cried.

So! High! Mr. Moon landing guy. 
Plucked her marrow with an arrow
Shyly batted those eyes
Just kiss your wife and let a pineapple die-
Swearing this'll be the night we stand by!
This'll be the night we stand by. 

Did you read in my newspaper?

The story about Luke and Vader?

Ordered here from Amazon™.

Or the skinned knees, needles, that advice

got me through just once or twice

And when you eat rice, eat rice, then wash your bowl. 

It's just like a Roller Coaster or 

Putting PJ in a Counter Toaster

We can't STAN the closet ghosts cuz

The problems brought were like a holy host.

And so that's how it happened,

one night with a laundry basket,

Your Origami kicked the tree. Then,
The Airwaves plucked the fence gone by,

the day my Luna cried!

Wii heard it ringing!

So! High! Mr. Moon landing guy. 
Plucked her marrow with an arrow
Shyly batted those eyes
Just kiss your wife and let a pineapple die-
Swearing this'll be the night we stand by!
This'll be the night we stand by. 

That Gecko climbing, racing home

Made me feel just less alone, Hey now,
Beggar, Pacecar, Poky Stocks, But,

He's Soothing, Toothing! where's my box?
Beat those drums! Then Dance on Inn!
Breke!! Call D.S.P.D. again!

Now, Judge and Jury for the win
Flood the dugout then begin
She can switch kick, save the date

Hurry now, cuz, not too late,

Our Etudes! Pearled Jam™, What a steal!

Coffee's not the big reveal How bout 
A Clockwise slugger with Ripstick

Hurry Post it™ Quick As a Cricket©

The day my Luna Cried.

I heard her singing,

So! High! Mr. Moon landing guy. 
Plucked her marrow with an arrow
Shyly batted those eyes
Just kiss your wife and let a pineapple die-
Swearing this'll be the night we stand by!
This'll be the night we stand by. 

Sasha with the NBA™

cleave to push that slime away
Marcy Newton Fire and Ice™
Ann won't Stan to tank that life.
Yellow Ryder™ skirt of grass

sledding in to get there fast
Breathe in deep, That's Team Spirit™
Sit, Think, Sid? Who Could Hear it?

Lucky Ocean Dive on in
Magika the Grave DeFence
Web of Clouds Triangulink
Revolute! Display in Pink!
Bridgitte keeps the suds away while 
Squeaky Relics indicate that
Jessica is running late for
Val is wounded by his mate
the day my Luna cried.

Yes! here it's ringing!
So! High! Mr. Moon landing guy. 
Plucked her marrow with an arrow
Shyly batted those eyes
Just kiss your wife and let a pineapple die-
Swearing this'll be the night we stand by!
This'll be the night we stand by. 

Carriage pray a wish for me
Starlight, Starflight, yes Jayme? 
Mommy love me 12-2-6
Nod then say Ridikulous!™ 

Lightning can you strike for me?
Is it in my family tree?

Whomp, just STomp, I'll Fly on Inn
Howl, Moony, Teacher, Friend. 

Elsa Anna Bays of Ice

Zuko's major sacrifice
3DSs form the grin
Lunar Landing flying in. 
The airwaves will pluck at the lines
the day my Luna cries!

I hear her singing!

So! High! Mr. Moon landing guy. 
Plucked her marrow with an arrow
Shyly batted those eyes
Just kiss your wife and let that pineapple die-
Swearing this'll be the night we stand by!
This'll be the night we stand by. 

• If these words rang loud and clear
• Or even put you in the mirror
• Apollo worked out one more time.
• Knowing its a compromise
• To shore up so many eyes:
• And examine family ties.

• It can Yank me here and there
• Avoid rewarding; Stan my hair
• Sol & Luna are everywhere
• Pay attention, they're savoir faire.
• So now you know what floats my boat,
• 80s cartoons and this old remote.  So
• I'll Matilda™ this and set it free
• To post it for our Family. 

• I hear them singing...

• Bye bye, Mrs. Moon landing guy™,
• Plucked her marrow with an arrow
• Shyly batting those eyes
• Please kiss your bird don't let those pineapples die-
• Tweeting this'll be the night we stan bi.
• This'll be the night....I love you Luna.  

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