The Atypical Carpet Bag
Tune: Jorgens' Son Meter: 6-2-1 Title: The Hiding Place Constitution? Come on down!, You can name your price. Let’s wash off the theatrics. Toilet Paper? Its in the air, AND The bidding starts tonight! Tune: Nancy Meter: 7 Title: The Way I Feel Out of thin air, a pencil was there, Cursive, like any other. Hearty to breathe, Erasers to cleave, A menace like every other. Deeper inside, the Jackyll did ride, The merry-go-round, Asleep. Saintly Bones, gone, we’re told, Portend that little lost puppy. Splintered instead, the redhead did glide Unable to ride her pony. Took matters inside, Her flock to drive, Slashed! up by her gnomy. Tune: Hermyowninny Meter: 4 Title: The Serpent’s Surprise Trevor! Trevor! Your Hogwarts Letter! Hop up and take your seat! Careful not to ring that bell. Disappointment spells (rit) defeat. Tune: Sally Meter: 5 Title: The Boxcar Children The notes did float on the Mi...