Aragog and Legolas Rap Battle

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 Tune: Paul    
Meter: 1-2-1

"Revelations"

Two hummingbirds flew up to play,
such a bright and stormy day!
One yesterday,
now two, like a fount!
Capitulating, Zeus' grin. 



Tune: Ruth
Meter: $1

"The Three Billy Goats' Scruff"


Trick, trap, Trip, Traught
Plick, Plink, Plaughp.
No Bridgelet? 
Hair scary!
Kissing butterflies.
Sticks + stones.
Stand alone.
American Constitution. 

Tune: Vista
Meter: 8/29/21

"The Way Things Work"

to be so injured you can't get through! 
Ever since the days of Ronald Regan
there have been highways and byeways
Televisions and t.v. sets
airwaves + PSA's
Tollways to mount the ages!
With Blue out of our League,
Keep her fan's receipt. 


Tune: LMMuffet or Patience
Meter: 4/4

"Shardplate"


All statements are well meaning,
even when they're crass.
Who does that lie protect
When will the ceiling crack?


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